March 2012
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british boys: hey babe, how are you? you look lovely today
american boys: whaddup shawty you lookin good winna winna chicken dinna hellz yeah lets get naked
arab guys: you wanna make friendship
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February 2012
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me: hey i want a new cell phone
cell phone store: ok the phone's free but the plan is a 900 year contract plus a blood promise and agreement to let us have your first born
me:
cell phone store:
me:
cell phone store: plus a $400 processing fee
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i’m going to coloRADo till sunday so byeeeee :)
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basically all my sentences start with one of these
ok so
basically
omg
no but seriously
actually
ok
wow
ok wow (or wow ok)
wait
but wait
no wait
guys
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I ain’t sayin’ she a gold-digger, but she did move...
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beyoncebeytwice:
i cant even play hard to get im already hard to want
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popular person: hey
me: why are you making fun of me
